Oh. Yippy. Today I’m talking about Barack Obama.
Now, as far as politics goes, I’m usually not that informed. I just assume that he’s doing a good job mainly because all the major idiots in the country say he’s doing a bad job. Makes sense, right?
But today he was on the news making a back to school speech. In case you missed it, here’s pretty much all he said:
Yup. How heartfelt and inspirational.
But he can’t not make a speech about school. It builds character, to quote Calvin’s dad. I guess “inspiring the leaders of tomorrow” is a Job Requirement to be president. Although it’s a pretty useless one. Most of the people aren’t even paying attention. I did. It was painful. This is what I do for you guys.
But I do agree that we NEED some inspiration. I mean, you know something’s wrong with our education system when one out of five American’s can’t find America on a map. You know something’s wrong when Sarah Palin thinks Africa is a country. You know something’s wrong when you’ve got the three R’s and ONLY ONE ACTUALLY BEGINS WITH A DAMN R.
All I’m saying is that Obama doesn’t know how to communicate with us properly. So Obama, if you’re reading this, and I know you are, here’s my idea.