OVER8D: Lunches

You might have seen our post about meatless burritos a while back, but there’s a bunch of other lunch items that are just as un-edible:

Cheese ‘n’ Mac: A bowl of gloopy, disgusting melted-down Cheez Whiz. With a few globs floating around that I think are supposed to be pastas. Unless you REALLY REALLY like Cheez Whiz, don’t get it.

Fake Steak Subs: A sandwich with a slice of cheese and a mound of fake steak. It’s like processed beef loaf or something. Assuming that it is beef. A hunk of cow should not be that soft and squishy. Don’t get it.

Pervy Eggrolls: Taste pretty good, but so named because you look like a total perv while eating one.

Corndogs: Okay, who batters hotdogs with PANCAKE BATTER? Really nasty. Don’t get it.

Cocaine Quesadillas: Regular Quesadillas. Except some pretend that the extra flour on the bottom is crack. We need better things to do, don’t we?

Oscar Mayer Supreme: aka the “College Thanksgiving Special.” Oscar Mayer turkey wrapped around frozen stuffing with a scoop of mashed potatoes on the side. Don’t ask, but it actually tastes relatively good.

Chicken sandwiches: Really, really spicy. So spicy that it covers up the taste of everything else. So it’s probably the most popular lunch item.

Did I miss anything? Let me know in the comments!

Oh, and please take the time to remember those killed in the Virginia Tech shootings. neVer forgeT.

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About Zeal An

I'm a high schooler living in the 'burbs of Fairfax, Virginia. I blog to vent my anger. Please enlighten yourself at your own convenience.
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2 Responses to OVER8D: Lunches

  1. Michael Wang says:

    oh wow Zeal, you think school spicy chicken is that spicy? hmm….disgrace to azns much? :D

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