You might have seen our post about meatless burritos a while back, but there’s a bunch of other lunch items that are just as un-edible:
Cheese ‘n’ Mac: A bowl of gloopy, disgusting melted-down Cheez Whiz. With a few globs floating around that I think are supposed to be pastas. Unless you REALLY REALLY like Cheez Whiz, don’t get it.
Fake Steak Subs: A sandwich with a slice of cheese and a mound of fake steak. It’s like processed beef loaf or something. Assuming that it is beef. A hunk of cow should not be that soft and squishy. Don’t get it.
Pervy Eggrolls: Taste pretty good, but so named because you look like a total perv while eating one.
Corndogs: Okay, who batters hotdogs with PANCAKE BATTER? Really nasty. Don’t get it.
Cocaine Quesadillas: Regular Quesadillas. Except some pretend that the extra flour on the bottom is crack. We need better things to do, don’t we?
Oscar Mayer Supreme: aka the “College Thanksgiving Special.” Oscar Mayer turkey wrapped around frozen stuffing with a scoop of mashed potatoes on the side. Don’t ask, but it actually tastes relatively good.
Chicken sandwiches: Really, really spicy. So spicy that it covers up the taste of everything else. So it’s probably the most popular lunch item.
Did I miss anything? Let me know in the comments!
Oh, and please take the time to remember those killed in the Virginia Tech shootings. neVer forgeT.