Lucky us. We found something random in the Lost and Found box. Say hello to a huge bottle of men’s lotion.
That’s right, MEN’S LOTION. From this arises four questions:
- Why would anyone bring lotion to school?
- Must it be family size?
- Uh, MEN’S? Is this how you get in touch with your feminine side?
- Why did Mr. Shah take it home?
That’s right, Mr. Shah took it home. He said he could use it.
(let’s all hope Mr. Shah takes it back so we can post a picture. you’re too awesome to not see it.)