Our Teachers

These are our teachers. We make fun of them here.

Mrs. Sky: Celebrates Rosh-sha-sha-nah, or however it’s spelled. Loves Snoopy.

Mr. Bogert: Lovingly called Mr. Booger by his students. Was a serviceman in the Navy. Makes even the ugliest of Hawaiian shirts look good.

Mrs. Gibson: Reminds us of Betty White. Holds world indoor record for grandmotherliness.

Mrs. Dombro: Her last name shoulda been “Dombrowski”, but I guess her ancestors were too lazy to write the last four letters. She’s cool.

Mrs. Hanna: Loves sushi and other Asian cuisines. Strangely attracted to ducks. Describes herself as “jaunty”. I have no idea what that means but it describes her pretty well.

Mr. Bolt: Drives a “Volkswagen Bus”. Listens to music that makes you wonder “How does it sound this good but I’ve never heard it before?”

Mrs. Geiser: Has an awesome Japanese accent. Enjoys making riceballs.

Mrs. Koecke: Pronounced “cakey”. She has the most German last name in the world but she teaches Spanish. We’re just as confused.

Mr. Shah: Has an unusual addiction to moose. Scatters lava lamps all over his room. Never wears the same tie twice in a year.

Mr. Roach: Genetically incapable of not smiling. Enjoys Chinese takeout and Jolly Ranchers. In love with his pencil sharpener.

Mrs. Toweson: Honestly, I don’t know enough about her to make a snappy one-liner.

Mr. Kappatos: “Talk to me, people!” Reaction: noone talks to him. He’s cool.

Mrs. Oxford: Moved to a different school. Looks strikingly similar to Edna from Hairspray. Can’t lead a discussion for 5 minutes without telling you about the time one of her students almost caught the kitchen on fire. She’s cool.

Mrs. DeJohn: Moved to Wyomissing. Formerly known as Ms. Piazza. Loves the fact that she went to a puny college in Pennsylvania. Proud to be a member of the “polar bear club”. Freaked out after forgetting to play the Steelers song in class.

Mrs. Couch:Moved to Virginia Beach. Had a graduating class of 35 individuals. Has a pet rooster named Pablo. Wore embarrassing orthodontic headgear in 7th grade.

Mr. Frattali: ONLY wears blue shirts. Can’t announce anything on the morning news. He’s cool.