Author Archives: Zeal An

D’oh. Guess what I forgot what to post yesterday- teacher report cards! Stupid me. Sorry for the delay, but have fun judging your teachers anyway. Real obligatory end-of-the-year post coming tomorrow.

Hi guys! So today is just a normal, run-of-the-mill day… except for the fact that SCHOOL IS OUT! WAHEEE Here is some happy music to set the mood. Anyway, since we had to sit through some pointless awards ceremonies and … Continue reading →

If you haven’t noticed, the cafeteria has lately been littered with SCA posters filled with sevvies begging for you to vote for them so they can add a line to their TJ resumes. I guess the lesson we can all … Continue reading →

Dear Obama: Seriously, our schools need more money. Sincerely, Everyone

Hey guys! Throughout the year, we’ve told you a lot about us, but we don’t know anything about you, our readers. This is how we find out what you guys are like. We’ll use your feedback to bring you more … Continue reading →

We’ll call him Paul. His name isn’t really Paul. But the thing is, this story is kind of… sensitive. So I’m changing the names to protect the innocent. Or the not-so-innocent… Paul and I were sitting in class. The thing … Continue reading →

Ah, yes. Mid-May in the United States public school system can only mean one thing: SOLs. Standards of Learning tests. Such a happy, cheerful time. We can thank George W. “Dubya” Bush for this mess. Stupid “No Child Left Behind” … Continue reading →

On Thursday the administration decided that school spirit was too low or whatever and decided to hold another fun school event. The result was the Panther Prowl. Normally I wouldn’t give a crap about it, kind of like the White-Out … Continue reading →

This arose from the unit ten geometry test- Asians out there, you know what I mean.

[note: this post isn't really funny, but I still like it, so boo hoo hoo to you too] Anyone who knows me probably knows that I’ve been working on the play for the past few months. And yesterday, it all … Continue reading →