Monthly Archives: May 2012

We’ll call him Paul. His name isn’t really Paul. But the thing is, this story is kind of… sensitive. So I’m changing the names to protect the innocent. Or the not-so-innocent… Paul and I were sitting in class. The thing … Continue reading →

Ah, yes. Mid-May in the United States public school system can only mean one thing: SOLs. Standards of Learning tests. Such a happy, cheerful time. We can thank George W. “Dubya” Bush for this mess. Stupid “No Child Left Behind” … Continue reading →

On Thursday the administration decided that school spirit was too low or whatever and decided to hold another fun school event. The result was the Panther Prowl. Normally I wouldn’t give a crap about it, kind of like the White-Out … Continue reading →

This arose from the unit ten geometry test- Asians out there, you know what I mean.