You might have seen our post about meatless burritos a while back, but there’s a bunch of other lunch items that are just as un-edible:
Cheese ‘n’ Mac: A bowl of gloopy, disgusting melted-down Cheez Whiz. With a few globs floating around that I think are supposed to be pastas. Unless you REALLY REALLY like Cheez Whiz, don’t get it.
Fake Steak Subs: A sandwich with a slice of cheese and a mound of fake steak. It’s like processed beef loaf or something. Assuming that it is beef. A hunk of cow should not be that soft and squishy. Don’t get it.
Pervy Eggrolls: Taste pretty good, but so named because you look like a total perv while eating one.
Corndogs: Okay, who batters hotdogs with PANCAKE BATTER? Really nasty. Don’t get it.
Cocaine Quesadillas: Regular Quesadillas. Except some pretend that the extra flour on the bottom is crack. We need better things to do, don’t we?
Oscar Mayer Supreme: aka the “College Thanksgiving Special.” Oscar Mayer turkey wrapped around frozen stuffing with a scoop of mashed potatoes on the side. Don’t ask, but it actually tastes relatively good.
Chicken sandwiches: Really, really spicy. So spicy that it covers up the taste of everything else. So it’s probably the most popular lunch item.
Did I miss anything? Let me know in the comments!
Oh, and please take the time to remember those killed in the Virginia Tech shootings. neVer forgeT.
oh wow Zeal, you think school spicy chicken is that spicy? hmm….disgrace to azns much?
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